We need a name for these too

"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
03/31/2016 at 14:39 • Filed to: None

butt jowls butt jowls butt jowls

The fake rear bumper vents that Honda is putting on all their recent models is bugging the hell out of me, even more than the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that were on the front page. I propose naming them BUTT JOWLS to shame them into stopping it, like how they finally stopped using the Acura beak after 8 frickin’ years.

more butt jowels

maybe more of an open sore

Images sources:

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http://jalopnik.com/we-need-a-name…

DISCUSSION (13)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:17

Love handles.

McMike > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:21

Rear diffuser? More like Rear Confuser!

WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:30

Wazoo

PorkchoPlissken > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:31

They’re not really butt holes, so maybe butt plugs?

and 100 more > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:39

Not the holes themselves, but the bumper with fake rear vent holes:

Ass-less chaps.

More directly to the naming of these black plastic pieces, I hereby second Porkcho’s suggestion of calling them “butt plugs”.

Probenja > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 15:50

Yeah, it totally spoils the look of the rear, in a Lamborghini they might be ok but in a Fit they look really out of place:

Kinja'd!!!

JRapp: now as good as new again > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 16:35

Ass dimples.

pjhusa > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 16:45

Wait... so these are called “jowls” now?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > pjhusa
03/31/2016 at 17:31

butt jowls.

pjhusa > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
03/31/2016 at 18:09

Officially in the Jalop-o-verse?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > pjhusa
03/31/2016 at 18:10

I’m submitting it for consideration.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > JRapp: now as good as new again
03/31/2016 at 19:44

dimples aren’t repulsive ... I need these things to just go away

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > PorkchoPlissken
03/31/2016 at 19:47

I was trying for a term that wasn’t used already so Google wouldn’t bring back something else ... although I’m not brave enough to search for “butt jowls” at work.